P Kattu

Short for Physical Education (P.E.) Kattu—a term that somehow survived evolution but lost half its pronunciation along the way, now confidently said as “P-Kattu” by people who definitely peaked in school sports day. Recognized by its elite ability to make the wearer feel athletic without actually doing anything athletic.

Do you have an extra P Kattu that I can borrow. I tore mine while trying to attempt a volley. Scored a wardrobe malfunction instead of a goal

Contributed by Bnks